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Jul 28 2014

I went to mcdonald’s after work tonight because they ran out of food at the employee tent, the result being that my dinner was basically a small box of cheez its and a water. it was really late (about 1:30am when this happened) and i just wanted to get some food and go home but the line was so slow and backed up, most likely because they only had 2 or 3 employees working this shift on a sunday night/monday morning. i was beginning to get irritated over how slow the line was moving (i was in the drive thru) and then kanye west’s “spaceships” came on, and there was this sudden shift in my mood. i mean, i just got off of work, but the 2-3 guys that were in there still had a couple more hours at the least in there, and we were all probably feeling that song a little bit (at least the chorus anyway)

i don’t really know where i’m going with this but please don’t be mean to fas food employees, especially if their working a graveyard/midnight shift because i will tell you right now, it’s fucking awful.

you can claim to be a “night owl” all you want, but having to work when your body is supposed to be sleeping is fucking terrible in almost every way. our bodies were not built to be working during that time period, and these shifts have been proven to take years off your life, and just ruin your health, metabolism and memory altogether. 

also spaceships is still one of my favorite songs ever



Jul 28 2014

thunder is just jesus opening up the pit



Jul 27 2014

I’ve had like 3 red bulls in that past 10 minutes I’m ready to lift shit lets go



Jul 27 2014

everything is small in my hands

food 


Jul 27 2014

verycooltrash:

the  aesthetic  police  is  here



Jul 26 2014

epic meal time has their own TV show? i give it maybe half a season before it gets cancelled 



Jul 26 2014


Jul 26 2014

thempress:

People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers”  your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 



Jul 26 2014

REBLOG IF YOU WANT YOUR FOLLOWERS TO ANONYMOUSLY TELL YOU WHAT THEY REALLY THINK ABOUT 13TH CENTURY FEUDALISM



Jul 26 2014

Untrue by Burial




Jul 26 2014

sometimes i purposely make my text posts longer than 140 character so people on twitter don’t steal them somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me i ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed 



Jul 26 2014

twitch plays pokemon (red) was seriously the most fun i’ve ever had on the internet i felt like i was truly a part of something bigger than myself



Jul 26 2014

do you ever think about how awesome pine trees are like they stay green even in the worst weather it could be snowing and -30 degrees outside and they’re still green they’re all like “go fuck yourself mother nature i’m gonna do whatever the fuck i want” god they’re so cool we should all strive to be the pine trees of life 



Jul 26 2014

i don’t know if there’s an alarm going off right now or i’m just going slightly insane



Jul 26 2014